As your potential counsel Beetleboy, I would advise you to show that card to as many women as possible, that easter egg might just get you a date!

Nice job on the cards Legend. Their evolution has been impressive.

Wow Jay Suburb, great cards, I am so thankful that I am featured in the first series when your technical skills were rudimentary.

Beetleboy and Unabomber you might want to contact Wendel or Bulldog for some legal representations concerning your Easter Eggs.

Two more things, whose tongue is that?
Where did you get the song for Rudy?

Nice work on the collectors cards Jay--bloody funny!

I can only dream to aspire to one day have the chance at being half the hungover roadster as Gump.

Gump you are not.

Sorry I have been unable to come out lately, a combination of nagging injuries, family obligations and work have kept me sidelined most Sundays. I will endevour to make it to the courts this week but a friend of mine is getting married Saturday so there is a high probibility of hangover.

Dear Colonel and Elvis,

It was my suggestion to a policy and I certainly would rather be compared to New Guy than some others. And I went against it this time, due to Elvis's cheap shot on those of us who couldn't make it out to the courts -- an obvious and legitimate exception to the policy.
I will be in attendance Sunday should there be any questions...

If I remember correctly it was actually New Guy's 'no show - no comment' policy, but then again it is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between the two roadsters' personalities.

Low blow Wink...shame on you yet again.

What happened to your 'no show -no comment' policy? I guess you have to get your shots off on the post board for lack of any on the court these days.

..and colonel -or who ever you are -or aren't, thanks for coming to my defense...I think.

Wink and Hoss,

Learn to spot the imposter. I didn't write the last post that showed up under my name. I for one, learned how to write grammatically correct sentences. Someone should tell the “Colonel imposter” that “Im” is really “I’m” as in “I am” and “its” is “it’s” as in “it is”. The pseudo-Colonel must be just another of my many literately-challenged supporters and fans.

Hoss, I hope you enjoyed sleepy time Sunday morning. What is truly lame is a roadster who can't even haul his lazy ass out of bed on the most beautiful morning of the year. Having said that, I would be perfectly happy to see the same turn out next Sunday as I definitely enjoyed the playing time.

Colonel, what Wink did there to Elvis was called a BURN!!! What you had to add was just sad...

Does the Mrs. Colonel know about this research into the male porn industry that goes on in your basement?

Figures you'd say that...whack job.

Come on Wink, isn't that going a little far? Im sure young Elvis knows that people have work commitments that sometimes interfere with SMRH. One thing that should be clarified though, is that guy-on-guy porn isn't as 'flexible' as you think; its a lot of long hours and hard work.

Sorry Elvis. I hope you understand that some of us have work commitments. I have heard that the guy-on-guy porn business features a very flexible timetable; I know that you must feel very lucky because of that.

Shame on you...Shame on you all -for not attending the seasons best weathered game so far.

You are all horrible people. (not including those who attended obviously). I am so very, very, dissapointed in everybody.

Stop...I'm getting misty.

Everything I know I learned from my big-gun mentor - Wink.

Good whack job, Colonel.

You're definetly right with the drunken debauchery comment. I'll be out next week too, The Betty Ford clinic is a two week program.