Comments: Emotion extinguisher

DALLAS -- Damn media...corrupting our youthful players...and Wendel...

Posted by Wink at March 18, 2004 11:30 AM

The "tart" posting is mine, damnit! All mine!

... but Hoss should take it as a challenge to show up next Sunday in a more "media-attractive" outfit. Anyone have any suggestions for him?

Posted by Wendel at March 18, 2004 07:51 AM

Actually you're wrong Elvis, although I was with Hoss when that initial posting was made.

Having said that, I would like to take credit for Wendel's "tart" posting.

Posted by TheColonel at March 17, 2004 11:23 PM

Damn Colonel...that's another reason I'm boycotting this week

Posted by Wink at March 17, 2004 09:23 PM

Geez, isn't it obvious to everyone else that Hoss' posting was relly posted by Colonel? get a clue everyone.

Posted by Elvis at March 17, 2004 06:41 PM

Gump, congratulations on the photo coverage of your stick-handling skills.

Hoss, it took several outings before my bright new "Gulls" jersey finally made an appearance in the photos so don't feel too bad. Besides, the Colonel with his pink umbrella simply was cuter than you. If you want the media to pay you any attention, you have to tart yourself up more.

Posted by Wendel at March 16, 2004 08:37 AM

Hey Hoss,

If you wanted to get in a picture i'd recommend just sticking your hand down your pants. Unfortunately that photo opportunity seems to already be taken. Thanks a million for that one, Suburb.

Posted by Gump at March 15, 2004 11:19 PM

Hey, you started this thread Hoss ... I'm just trying to help your exposure :)
Happy Birthday BTW!

Posted by TheColonel at March 15, 2004 09:23 PM

The Colonel is having conversations (*cough* RANTINGS *cough*) with himself again

Posted by Hoss at March 15, 2004 05:02 PM

Damn media.

Posted by Wink at March 15, 2004 03:51 PM

You need to use phrases like "whack job", wear your sunglasses on days when it is pouring rain, and bring cutesy, pink umbrellas to the court.

Or, you could dress in a one-piece silver suit like the Lobster, throw Winkian tantrums in the corner, show up reeking of tequila and vodka like Gump, or shrink a foot and a half so that you are more noticeable like the Bird.

If that doesn’t work you might consider issuing bzzr, hotdog, and Krispy Kreme challenges, or you might choose to randomly insult the goaltenders – that’s a sure bet for media coverage.

These are the types of manly shenanigans Jay Suburb chooses to embrace.

Posted by TheColonel at March 15, 2004 02:34 PM

Where are all my pics? I tried so hard today and not one photo of the big Hoss? What does a guy have to do to get a little media exposure on his birthday???

Posted by Hoss at March 14, 2004 06:26 PM