Hurry up and come back Ottoman. I can't play goal for a while, not a chance; too much twisting directly on the knee. It'll blow my ACL fully. However, judging from goaltending i saw this weekend, your pads will be welcome. Gump stood on his head only after spotting us the first 20 goals, and Lak--well, Lak was good, but dammit, he belongs out on the court scoring goals! He just looked weird. And really, it was my defense that was making him look good. that goal line scoop that i got after he missed the puck was pure PFG, if i say so myself. What do you mean, ego?
And PaulOne, 'od' of course means 'odd'. Like Lobsterboy's attire.

Who?

It isn't the same without Hired Gun Dixon Tam.

I think I've got "B" figured out. Here's the definition right out of the dictionary

June Beetle - "any of various large usually brown North American leaf-eating beetles common in late spring."

Enjoy your salads and see you early April.

Not to mention the effect that his growing midsection has on the deepening depression in his couch.

Beetle, from this point forward you should be known simply as "Sniffles" because you seem to have them here, there, and everywhere.

Sniff, sniff, it's too cold to play … sniff, sniff, my ankle hurts a little bit … sniff, sniff, it looks like it might rain later … sniff, sniff, I think I might have to work this week … sniff, sniff, I’m Mr. Sniffles!

What about the effect of Beetle Boy's ankle on the weather?

...or look for him the week after that...or maybe the next one after that one depending on the ankle ...or the weather...or the weather's effect on his ankle... just look for him.

Read the injury report....I reinjured my ankle playing unsanctioned ball hockey...and believe me I was pissed about missing the best road-hockey weather we've had in quite a while. Look for me to return this Sunday or next...

Nice to see PFG is back on the courts!

PFG,
Nice work, coming back from rehab and a road trip overseas. Was this a one time thing, or will this carry on?

Also, I'm probably ready to start playing again, but it looks like there isn't a need at the moment. I may come out this Sunday and if there's a huge turnout again, guys can stay warmed up by shooting on me in the other court.

Pfg,

Did you mean to say Beetle's non-show was very

Odd or Old? (i.e. "is very od.") I say the latter.

Questions:
Didn't Beetle win the MVP last year?

Is he leading the way to a MIA award this year?

Has anyone used the word "Primadonna" in a post yet?

i think real question is, what happened to beetle boy? on clearest day of new year with huge turnout, fair weather boy didn't show. is very od.

Wink, you're just jealous you didn't get any of the good loving. The Colonel's got a generous heart, I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll be happy to oblige.

Sanctions against Colonel!!! Sanctions against Colonel!!!

I can assure you, he definitely took more than "one for the team"

Sanctions against Wendel!!! Sanctions against Wendel!!!

Looked to me like they needed a room not sanctions. But hey, if that's what it takes to get Colonel to calm down and put a smile back on his face ... thanks to Rudy for taking one for the team!

Sanctions against Rudy!!!!Sanctions against Rudy!!!

Man that Rudy has a bony ass! Ouch!

Sanctions against that dirty Bird!!! I demand sanctions, dammit!!!

All ov you know i em last one to want to make juvenile comment about hockey--i am serious about game, both on court and offf--but really, that picture of Colonel and Rudy take huge big cake. The pained look on Rudy's face tell all. Colonel not just back checking, he is back door checking...
and is my knee that is sprained, not ankle. that was last april.