Sounds to me like NewGuy hit a nerve w/ Pelvis.
LoL

Why on earth would you re-post old messages...that aren't even yours?

Get with the program. Everyone else has read those already! If you're gonna waste our time with posts, at least write something original...like in your own words...
or like your own ideas...

Now this could only be this funny when delivered by NudeGuy:

"The 7 only looked good compared to your numbers Elvis, hell I think Bird has had 7 before.
In honour of the Christmas season I bring you “The 12 plays of Elvis.”

Twelve coughed up passes.
Eleven perimeter plays.
Ten berated team mates.
Nine wild slapshots.
Eight failed wraparounds.
Seven goalies run.
Six roughed up roadsters.
Five errant passes.
Four long shifts.
Three defensive breakdowns.
Two flukey bounces.
And an own goal scored on pfg."

LoL

Now I see who started this whole shit-disturbing mess...

Elvis:
"Unabomber..."One shoulder injury and all hell breaks loose"? -Tuesday you told me your shoulder felt fine and you'd be playing on Sunday? I guess you slept (in) on it wrong...or reinjured it somehow?

...No problem Lobsterboy about making you look good in net...I felt bad after lighting you up the previous week...and the time before that for that matter.

Beetleboy whats up now? Fear of a sunburn?

And Wink... are you gonna let Newgay call you a wimp?
-even after he doesn't show up? If I didn't know better Id say that the boys got balls.

PS. I hope Paul's OK too. ...I hope you do most your work on the phone Paul!"

Calm before the storm?

This is what we have been reduced to....someone else posting under my name. Nice.

Don't listen to the imposter.

beetleboy, i haf never known anyone with a death wish, but after your last posting, now i do.
by the way, is supposed to be sunny on sunday. efin i am going to be there, and i can't efin play!

Uh-oh.

I like beer, but not as much as I like to stay dry.

I think it is supposed to rain this weekend.....

Can someone save me a beer if it does?

Oh come on Wink, I'm willing to bet a sudsie pirogue that you are "healthy" enough to pull our sticks more than twice. At least try to break Legend's personal best of 3!

The Living Legend has left me as interim commissioner. I've named myself as stick puller - at least the first two sticks.

This forum post thing is way out of control and the battle of words just continues and continues. I've got to say I love watching it. Kind of like a road wreck, you want to turn away, but, you just can't stop staring.

Contrary to Wink, I do have to say that I liked the creativity of NewGuy's 12 days. I've always liked trash talking that you can put to music.

I can't wait to see the random stick pull. All this pregame beaking almost guarantees that NewGuy,Wink and Elvis will be on the same team (maybe the same line). By the way, I'll be bringing my camcorder on Sunday to record events and I sure you guys are going to produce "hall of fame" material. Everyone wear their best duds and yes, you can purchase "product placements" at reasonable prices. Just let me know what you want and I work on quote.

Damn Bird. He can't score goals normal (banking them in off his ass) and now he can't make comments normal (banking them in off somebody else's name).

That could only have been Bird.

"Pew" Guy, your posts wreak more than my job as a sanitary engineer!

Not bloody likely, although my work schedule looks very weekend free until the new year so you never know.
Who does take over the Ironman streak?

Yes, the streak is over. Jay Suburb will have the full scoop on Sunday. Maybe New Guy can pick up the Ironman mantle. Oh yeah, first he'll have to play one game in a row...

Pummelled? please, look if you two want to play tag team go right ahead leave me out of it.

New Guy -- just stay down. Stay down, and maybe Elvis won't hit you again. He pummelled you with the words the last time and I'm betting that he's got more stored up.

Legend,
You're not going to be at the game this week? Ironman streak is coming to an end? What's the scoop?

The 7 only looked good compared to your numbers Elvis, hell I think Bird has had 7 before.
In honour of the Christmas season I bring you “The 12 plays of Elvis.”

Twelve coughed up passes.
Eleven perimeter plays.
Ten berated team mates.
Nine wild slapshots.
Eight failed wraparounds.
Seven goalies run.
Six roughed up roadsters.
Five errant passes.
Four long shifts.
Three defensive breakdowns.
Two flukey bounces.
And an own goal scored on pfg.

Hey Elvis, if it helps putting New Guy's astounding scoring achievements in perspective, I think even I have scored seven goals in a game...

PS, I hope you guys can hold off on all these beer and perogy challenges for a week, so I don't have to miss them. I'm a big fan of snacks.

Mon dieu, all these promises of beer and perogies. What's next? Will the Commissioner arrange a BBQ for the court, perhaps one hot dog for every goal scored? I'd like to see the Kid score 15 on THAT day.

Wow 33 comments...34 now! geez what a record.

Thats AMAZING...

Not as AMAZING as Newguy though!

Wow 7 goals!...in one game even! I guess that proves why youre the coolest guy on the courts every sunday!

It really boggles the mind ...7 goals...in one game...I don't think ANYONES EVER done that before...are you some sort of super player? Is there a secret diet -or exercise routine you do that gives you such super-skills?

I'd love to know your secret. I cant imaging anyone else on the courts ever coming close to a stat like that!

I hope the BZZR challenge is on this weekend...but unfortunately, Im not sure it would be a good idea for me to drink in case Newguy decides to show up ...and tries to show me how to make a 'pass' ...I can only assume thats what he meant since I continually set up more goals than I score...although Im not about to start boasting using huge and impressive numbers like...7.

Cant wait for an action-packed Sunday with all my roadhockey mates...and a subsequent week of Roadhockey.net storys and comments...boy I love this message board!

And that is considered a delicacy in your country? Yeech. We would like to see you on game day, make an appearance, drink some beer with us!

"latvian" i of course understand, but i am not familiar with word "whore". I have been told though it mean "mother" in french. "perogy", for those ov you who don't know, is a soft, pudgy dumpling that becomes soggy when wet, is full ov cheese, and often smells of sour cream. hey, sort of like you, lobsterboy! what a coincidence, da?

Formidable Wink! I understand everything, but tabarnac, what is perogie, some sort of latvian whore? (That one for you PFG, monsieur snire remarks, sitting on ass..) why don;t you come to a game and watch in your wheelchair?

Hey, PFG, I meant every word of it. Sometimes I think you're a good goalie and other times I think you're a really good goalie. (For Lobsterboy only, so I can speak with him directly: PFG est, how you say, nutbar. Il est goalie good. Tu est goalie good. Ottoman est goalie good. Et, oui, je suis goalie suck-up.) Therefore, when you get back, I want to have the Perogie Challenge. For every shot I get on net, you have to give me a perogie. For every goal that your team wins by, I have to give you a perogie. (For Lobsterboy only: PFG est fallez pour moi tricks. Je suis, how you say, bastard sneaky.)
And, for anybody out there who cares, I will share my perogies with my teammates. That's just the kind of guy that I am.
(For Lobsterboy only: Moi Francais est brilliant, eh?)

hey hey colonel don't back down from your trash talking now. Would be dishonourable, efin cowardly! lets keep it comin! except for you lobsterboy, you never haf anything really interesting to say, now do you?

ps wink i just noticed your pps from the very first comment. I must tell you I feel hurt and betrayed. No more free perogies for you!

I'm looking forward to the challenge as well.

I like Paul's idea of having a mini contest also. Perhaps we can do that after the official game is over. Maybe do it as a best of five? I think the nickname of "no game" would be ok, if it's a complete blowout for one side or the other.

Hopefully I can make it this weekend, if not, it's postponed to the week after. (And then I'll be out for at least a week, as I'm going to be going in for surgery.)

I am happy to stand by the BZZR challenge I issued orginally, providing all roadsters agree to put out an honest effort in the game.

Ottoman, if you are unable to be at the game this weekend, I will be happy to stand by the challenge for the subsequent week. BTY, French should not be a foreign language to anyone living in Canada. I was certainly not trying to hide behind the issue of translation. I was simply trying to communicate directly with the Lobster. I have meant all which I have said thus far, regardless of language. I believe that at times you are a very good goaltender and, at times, I believe the opposite. Let's not hash this out any further. Let us move forward and continue to enjoy the game we love and our new found BZZR challenge.

holy moly. the number of postings this week is incredible. is like line up for free borscht at souphouse in my old homeland.
so let's get this straight:
IF colonel plays against ottoman
and IF he scores any goals
he get ONE beer for each goal IF his team wins
IF he loses, ottoman's team gets TWO beers for each goal differential in the final score.
There should be a new poll: Which team will it statistically be better to be playing for this week?
My call is: Ottoman's team. You get beers if you win. On Colonel's team, you get beers if you win and if Colonel scores. As far as risk goes, i think Colonel has put more of his ball on the line.

First of all I like to send out a strong "don't worry about it" to Wendel. You're a class guy and accidents happen (especially to me).

Beer, beer and more beer. Given this weeks stakes I predict a record turnout. I also predict that because of the potential free beer, GUMP will show up.

I've got 2 questions for the Colonel and Otto; Will you guys accept side bets? and Are you interested in setting up a "showdown challenge"? Face-to-face, 10 shots (11 if necessary), each one for a beer. Winner (i.e. most stops or goals) is crowned the "Showdown Winner" and loser wears the nickname "No Game" for the balance of 2003.

Paul One

Colonel,
You say you tried to be nice. Does that include slagging me in what you thought (hoped) was a foreign language to me?

In fact, you even said in french that you are the only one with the balls to say that I'm the reason for losing the stanley stick. How long have you been playing roadhockey? And where is your name engraved on the stick?

Two weeks ago you blamed Lobsterboy for the loss. Last week you blamed me. Now you blame me for losing the stick. Perhaps you should take a closer look at yourself, before you go popping off.

I totally accept your challenge. It may have to be pushed back one week if I'm unable to get back from my trip in time. I will do my best to be there this Sunday though.

PS, the beer I win, and the beer I'll be bringing will go out to all the roadsters both on my team, and against my team for two reasons. 1)I hate beer. 2)I have an ice hockey game scheduled for Sunday night, and I don't drink alcohol on game days.

If Ottoman accepts the challenge, and if the team I am on wins, then I pledge to share all my beer with the rest of my team. So, for all who want free beer, hope that lady luck is on your side this week and hope to play on the side of the Colonel.

Also, vote Colonel for New Commissioner! Free BZZR for everyone, every Sunday!

do i get beer efin if i cannot play game? hey i invented six pack challenge, i should get some credit

I just hope that the beers somehow make their way into the hands of the rest of the roadsters no matter who wins the challenge! mmmmmmm..Beer

I like Colonel's beer-bet challenge to Ottoman. It could be road hockey's foamiest day ...

Fine Ottoman, I tried to be nice but now the gloves are really off.

A challenge if you will: providing you show up next week, and providing you the stick pull is with me and I am able to shoot against you for once, I predict that I will light you up like the perennial candle that you are.

Why don’t we have our own version of the 6-pack challenge? For every goal I put behind you, you can provide me with the equivalent of one beer (but only if my team wins the game). If your team wins, I will provide you with two beers for every goal accounted for in your margin of victory.

If you accept, be sure to bring a case of twelve because it’s going to be an awfully long Sunday morning for you.

Geez what a cheery bulletin board. With all lashing and slashing I'm beginning to think it's an S & M chat site. I guess I'll know why if Elvis and New Guy start showing up in tight leather outfits.

Paul One, I'm very sorry to hear about your continuing troubles with your eye. That's by far the most damage I've ever done to anyone in a sports game. Usually my shot isn't exactly something to duck and run from. I can't even take credit for it because I was aiming for somewhere near the net.

In the spirit of the new multilingual format introduced by Colonel:

Je suis desole.
Mi dispiace.
Moshiwake nai.
Lo siento.
Maaf!
Izvinyetye.
Ozur dilerim.
Mianhamnida.

... and a special bonus prize to the first person who correctly identifies each language.

Look Liberace, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, I'm a married man and no amount of begging will make me feel attracted to you.

Haven't shown up in a while? Was it not 9 days ago where my 7 goals showed you up quite nicely thank you.

BTW when was the last time you actually were on a winning team?
I had to visit the archives to remember when the last time you actually scored a goal that wasn't gift wrapped for you, one piece of advice, learn to pass.

Quit playing hockey and join the NBA...? Is that where you are? Whats it like? When are you coming back to play hockey? Are the chearleaders hot?

I had to visit the archives yesterday to remember what you looked like.

Dont worry though, Newgay hasn't shown up for a while either...so I think Ill bug him for a while.

I'd try to rebuke P-1's last comment about me an' the firing squad, but its fairly accurate...just like his face is fairly bruttally swollen at the moment.

Anyway, one thing to always remember BB...quitters are losers -See you next week.

Vive la resistance

I'm assuming that Colonel was using an online translator program, because that was some pretty horrid french.

By the way, I was in french immersion, so although I've forgotten some, I'm still fluent.

Sure, I've had some bad games, but I was just following the wonderful leadership provided by the Colonel. He was on my teams those last two Stanley Sticks, wasn't he? (It's hard to remember, he becomes so invisible when the going gets tough)

Paul, good to hear you're not down. That looked gross, and there was way too much blood coming from wherever it was on your face. Is there an ETA on your next game day?

It doesn't say anything about me being a girlyman. I gave it to Kid, who is taking Grade 9 French, and he had translated by his teacher.
I know exactly what it says.

Where is the Wendel? As you know he is a lawyer, and so perhaps by responding to the road hockey press, he may be afraid of legal proceedings against him.

As the French Person, I will translate what Colonel said:

"I agree with everything the lobster has said, and Wink is a girlyman".

What the!?!?...now I gotta go and brush up on my french to read the comments on the site. Geez..

Paul got hit in the eye last game...hopefully somebody can hit Elvis in the mouth in order to shut him up for a while...he's becoming a major-league trash-talker...Elvis it may be time for you to leave Hockey and join the NBA.

Setting the Record Straight
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Ottoman is a good goaltender. He fills the net well and made some great saves last week. In addition, his defense (or lack of it) was pretty bad. I shouldn't have come down on him so hard. It's just frustrating when a guy plays well against the tough shots and then lets the dribblers roll in.

Le Garçon d'homard: la différence entre Ottoman et je suis simple. Je n'ai jamais réclamé je pourrais jouer le filet, ceci est sa position de choix. Sous les circonstances normales je n'aurais pas dit une chose mais il fait des décisions pareilles maintes et maintes fois encore. Je viens de vouloir jouer dans un jeu qui n'est pas décidé au dépendant du début sur les gardiens de but dans le filet. Tout vous devez faire êtes le regard Baton de Stanley de retour enfin de l'année pour savoir que que j'ai dit étais vrai. Me croire, je n'étais pas le seul celui qui il a pensé, je viens d'arriver être le seul celui avec les balles pour le dire outloud - finalement.

L'hockey de balle gouverne!

About the eye, not to worry, Lobsterboy has a flair for the dramatic. I never had good hockey vision and the doctor says the glass eye won't affect my game.

Thanks for all kind words, I just want to know how come there aren't any posted words from that menace WENDEL. I missed one little pass to him that's how he gets payback. I suggest a 15 game ban, a league fine of $200.00 (for all the beer I need to kill the pain) and an evil orange ball firing squad. I reserve the right to elect the 5 firing squad shooters and they are;

1) Wink; because has a hard shot and he'll make Wendel scream like a little girl.

2) Lak; because he always shoots high and I figure he's the best bet for a painful "head shot"

3) Elvis; I'd like to say I'm picking him because he's such a gamer, but, the real reason is
that lately he seems really good at hitting the goalie.

4) Lobsterboy; I know it's a strange pick, but he always has my back and I'd do it for him. He'd have to use a goalie stick, but is also allowed to use a cue ball.

5) Myself;I'm going to buy a Synergy, I'm going to bring a puck, and I'm going to let my new friend Al Macinnis have a shot.

Unabomber..."One shoulder injury and all hell breaks loose"? -Tuesday you told me your shoulder felt fine and you'd be playing on Sunday? I guess you slept (in) on it wrong...or reinjured it somehow?

...No problem Lobsterboy about making you look good in net...I felt bad after lighting you up the previous week...and the time before that for that matter.

Beetleboy whats up now? Fear of a sunburn?

And Wink... are you gonna let Newgay call you a wimp?
-even after he doesn't show up? If I didn't know better Id say that the boys got balls.

PS. I hope Paul's OK too. ...I hope you do most your work on the phone Paul!

I know that Paul One and I have had a tumultuous relationship over the years, but I, too, hope that he's OK.

in order to fulfill the public's morbid need for graphic detail, i request that sunday morning roadhockey acquire and post on the website more photos of Paul One's eye. a good lookin shiner for sure; hope you're ok Paul One.

Holy smokes, who hit Paul One w/ the ball??? What happened between Colonel & Lobsterboy? Why isn't the press reporting the full story? ...the good stuff anyways. Sheesh, one shoulder injury and all hell breaks loose.

Back to the games boy, less about your animosities, hostie de tabarnac! No one mentionned anything about poor Paul One Eye's injury--he has gone to the hospital and had to have it cut to remove the swelling, and his nose has swollen to Banana size.

Hey Colonel, I seem to recall Ottoman standing up in his crease battling in vain to clear the ball, while his lame defense (headed by you) did nothing. Shut your mouth and strap on the pads.... and see what it is like on the other side.

Hey Elvis, thanks for making me look so good, on your attempted goals.

Bird, many thanks for your excellent penalty shot heroics.

See you on the courts.. (BTW, I believe in the BeetleMAN--Conn Stick Winner!

Yawn.
Thanks Notorious Gameshow Host Gone Bad, Wimp, I'll take it under advisment.
PS. See ya Sunday

Don't compare somebody who misses one week to somebody who comes once in awhile.
And don't continue to be a guy who yaps lots and then doesn't show. Not a word came out of me last week, since I knew that I wasn't going to show.

Where were you last week Wink?
We all have our off-court obligations and nobody gets to tell me when and where I can yap, particularly you.

Maybe if Elvis spent less time gooning guys and more time playing the game then he wouldn't be so gosh darned angry all the time.

Wink

PS Part I Stuff it New Guy! You don't play, you don't yap!
PS Part II Hey, PFG, you won't be back, so you shut, too!