Bringing a goalie. No panzying out this week. Cough lak/kid?

Sorry dudes, can't make it this week again. See ya @ next weeks game.

No, Velma's not on crack. He speaks the truth. Two of New West's finest came calling Sunday afternoon acting on a tip from a concerned neighbour who placed a call about the lurking paparazzi.

Don't worry though Suburb, we sent them on their way with only the roadhockey.net website as a clue. Lobster Boy and the Kid will probably be high on their most-wanted list but they can always enlist Wendel as their representation.

Is it true the Notorius Game Show Host Gone Bad is already in the slammer? Rumour has it that he and * Boy are sharing a bed.

* = sex!

Huzzah huzzah huzzah! Thanks for playing tight D... and clearing away those rebounds. I managed to smother what, four rebounds? :P

Gump, please come next week. Or anyone else playing net.

By the way, legend, the police are looking for a man of your description accused of 'taking pictures with a long lens'.

People these days.

Hey three cheers for Velma strapping on the pads and making a game of it. Glad we were able to pull out the win for you V.