Hilarious! Didn't realize what all the slander was about until now.
This is the real Colonel. Nice post whoever put that up there. I admit, it kind of sounds like me but unless I was so drunk that I lost my memory, I never made it. Would be my guess that Bulldog wandered in from a far to have a little fun and games with you all. And fun and games he seems to have had. Cheers Buldog! A nice one indeed, but I will have the last laugh ... a maple-laugh! All roadsters should watch their inboxes for more to come.

Hey don't bring me into this....what the f**k.

wow -I wasn't gonna get involved with this one but hell...

With such delusions of granduer...and that big mouth spoutin' all that crap...polluting the roadhocky site something needs to be said. Besides, It seems that the Colonel has made the grevious error of thinking that his opinion actually matters.

So in response to his last message...I was 'watching' Sunday for him to show us who ruled the courts - what a surprise when he never showed up!

Too rainy I guess...maybe a bit cold outside...?

He was probably at home, snuggled up with his close friend beatle-girl, keeping warm and talking about how much better he is than everyone else...or how he cant wait to play his second game of the year so he can unload his slapshot from behind his own net again....yeah that'll show us all...

Maybe he can do us all the curtousey of showing up on Sunday the next time he comes home drunk Saturday night with whiskey-lipped bravado.

Elvis

I guess for the Colonel, offense is the best strategy when you have no defence.

I'll kick all of your asses next game, every single one of you, even my own team mates. Elvis is going down soon to be followed by his bum buddy and has been Billy Idol, not to mention Wassup with the Freaking Hair do Unibomber and Oh my poor little cheek bone Rudy. the only one who merits any of my respect and fear is PFG, and he's not even going to be playing, what with his bum knee. so if you think it's only Living Legend In His Own Mind who is over the hill, you just watch........

Not as far as you, though.

How about "over the hill?"

That was OK. Slow is a given and I think you can do better than "outdated," but the kicking ass part is a nice way to end it...

Wink is slow and outdated, and i'm going to kick his ass when i come back to the game...
how's that for trash talk?

Ties are what you wear to office. Roadhockey not office. Is battleground. No ties allowed!

games should never end in a tie, what are we the MLB allstar game?

Yeah, but the Colonel's only played one game so far;-)

There's much love this year. Trash talk is down 950 per cent. That's nice.