December 03, 2017

Half-court game no joke for goalie

In the half-court game, the goalie has no friends.

That’s when Joker thrives.

The veteran goalkeeper said he “can’t get enough” of the improvised demigames that mean he’s facing shots from any player at any time.

“I like the action.”

In fact, Sunday he liked it so much, he threw down a challenge when the pace flagged, asserting he hadn’t been beaten on a wrap-around play in more than three years.

Lak Attack answered with aplomb, whipping out from behind the net to Joker’s left and squeezing the ball past the stunned shotstopper, much to the mirth of the rest of the players gathered for yet another half-court game as a number of key veterans continue to be awol.

“It was a given that I would score,” said the slippery centreman.

And playing the half-court game affords the creative players the luxury to try new moves because the game isn’t on the line. In fact, there is no real game.

“You can experiment,” said Lak Attack. “You get to make a few moves, try to get your timing.”

For his part, Joker is also working on aspects of his game.

He said the unrelenting nature of the half-court game, in which a teammate becomes his opponent every time the ball turns over, affords him the opportunity to hone his focus, build the stamina of alertness required to sustain him through the long, grueling season.

“It takes a lot to stay focussed when you’ve got shots coming at you from every side,” he said.

Raining those shots at every opportunity is the key to success in the half-court game, said Lak Attack. In fact, with every man playing for himself the game is stripped to its core elements.

“Sometimes it’s just as simple as shooting it on net, get a rebound and hopefully it goes in,” said Lak Attack. “That’s the fundamentals of this game.”

That’s good news for a goaltending workaholic like Joker.

“I’ve got to be on my toes,” he said.

Posted by jaysuburb at December 3, 2017 09:34 PM

For all of you that did not show this Sunday...Wishing you a big lump of Coal from me and Santa lol!

Posted by: lakattack at December 18, 2017 01:32 PM

Cant make it today but Coach and I will be bringing out a new goalie recruit next week.

Posted by: Nouvelle at December 17, 2017 10:24 AM

On my way. Be there at 1035

Posted by: joker at December 17, 2017 10:19 AM

Will be there with hockey stick in hand lol!

Posted by: lakattack at December 17, 2017 08:29 AM

I'll be there with bells pads. So lets get everyone out and have a great last game of 2017 in the morning.

Joker out!

Posted by: Joker at December 17, 2017 02:05 AM

Sorry to miss this week. Our family was fighting the flu (gastro) bug all week and I got it in a big way Saturday/Sunday. Hoping to return this Sunday.

Posted by: The Colonel at December 11, 2017 07:29 PM

Son's first birthday I'll be out this Sunday again, have a happy holiday everyone see you in the new year.

Posted by: Cleveland at December 11, 2017 04:25 PM

Nouv, how was the game on Sunday??

Posted by: lakattack at December 11, 2017 03:30 PM

2 on 2 thus far... need 2 more

Posted by: Nouv at December 10, 2017 10:53 AM

I am also out this week; family duties. Good to go for next week, though; our last game of 2017!

Posted by: Living Legend at December 10, 2017 09:08 AM

I am out this week. Have a good game boys!

Posted by: lak at December 10, 2017 08:53 AM

Shit! That was alot of fun on Sunday! Thanks boys! Looking forward to next weekend. Hopefully, your ears aren't still ringing Joker!

Posted by: The Colonel at December 5, 2017 07:21 PM

typo earlier...should be that

Posted by: lakattack at December 5, 2017 09:55 AM

Fun game ! And the highlight goal goes to Big D with the wicked backhand the mesmerized all of us!!

Posted by: lakattack at December 5, 2017 09:53 AM