May 03, 2009

Halfway effort gets them half way there

Elvis and his mates are going to have to play a full game Sunday if they're to to sweep the Stanley Stick Championship after eking out a win in the opener, 20-18.

The score shouldn't have been that close.

Led by the veteran forward who's playing for his eighth straight championship, the favorites romped to an 11-5 lead, blew it to fall behind 16-15, before clinching the win with a seeing eye screamer from the far end of the court that eluded Nibs' flailing pad.

After spotting their opponents a quick 1-0 lead, they took control by driving hard to the net and crashing a beleaguered goalie, who was trying to atone for his weak start in last year's final that put his team at a huge disadvantage heading into the climactic showdown.

The stalwart backup, who is expected to be replaced by Gump next week after the regular rearguard couldn't make it to Sunday's game, could hardly be blamed for his team's early woes this time. He made some key saves, smothered the ball at opportune moments and gave his team the confidence to flood the offensive zone.

A few bad bounces, however, put them in a seemingly impossible hole.

"We were just trying to get as many shots as we could on net," said Elvis. "We had a lot of muckers and grinders who could jump on the rebounds, try to score the ugly ones."

The five goal advantage seemed to embolden his mates, who seemed to decide to take the middle part of the game off.

"I think we just thought it was going to be easy and we stopped trying," said Velma, who was getting his first taste of Stanley Stick intensity. "We were trying to make the pretty plays and it didn't work."

"I think we got a little too comfortable with our lead," said Elvis. "We eased off a little bit and the other team didn't let up."

It nearly cost them.

With Scooby crashing the end boards and opponents with abandon, and the Colonel finding the target with his blistering slapshot to the high corners of the net, the formerly moribund underdogs battled their way back into the game, wresting their first lead since its earliest moments.

"I think we had them a little bit off their game," said Colonel, who's agitating tactics on the Kid seemed to distract the prolific sniper for a spell. "They weren't focusing completely on what they were doing before."

Having seen their advantage vanish, Elvis and his mates had to regroup. They gathered around their goalie to catch their breath and reestablish their game plan.

"We were still confident," said Elvis. "We knew we weren't out of it, we just had to work a little harder and smarter."

"We knew we should win because we'd had this huge lead," said Velma. "We had to man up a bit."

A quick three-goal outburst gave them back the lead they'd never again relinquish despite some tense moments late in the game.

"I didn't think it would be so tough," said Velma. "They're going to get two stalwart defensive guys next week in Cowboy and Gump. We're going to have to reevaluate our game plan."

"We knew it was important to win this week because next week is going to be a lot tougher," said Elvis.

Meanwhile, the underdogs are optimistic they'll be able to build on their mid-game surge.

"The people coming in are very effective at their positions," said Colonel of the two new teammates, Cowboy Bill and Gump, who are expected to join their lineup for the finale. "We're expecting a much better game next week than this week."

Posted by jaysuburb at May 3, 2009 06:15 PM
Comments

i had plans to come out with the video camera and capture some playoff action; but now i gotta go in to crappy ass work. have fun boys, i was looking forward to it. rip it up.

Posted by: pfg at May 9, 2009 03:17 PM

Glad to see everyone's in the spirit of things.
Wish I was there, best of luck.

Posted by: Unabomber at May 9, 2009 05:09 AM

sure gump no problem i,ll bring mine.

Posted by: nibs at May 8, 2009 09:16 PM

Hey Nibs,

Can you bring your goalie stick? I broke mine @ an Ice Hockey game a few weeks ago.

Thanks,
Gump

Posted by: Gump at May 8, 2009 11:05 AM

You should come Paul 1. It would be nice to see ya and grab a beer after the game. You too PFG.

Posted by: elvis at May 7, 2009 10:52 PM

2nd the motion

Posted by: pfg at May 7, 2009 10:14 PM

classy

Posted by: innocent bystander at May 7, 2009 08:25 PM

Fight, Fight, Fight!!! I'm betting on Elvis in the 1st by knockout. BTW, better to be a Super Fan than a Super Fucking Asshole!

Posted by: PaulOne at May 7, 2009 04:06 PM

You're funny Elvis. I don't think anyone is going to buy your "solidify your own team" / "divide and conquer the other team" line. You use it every year. Not only is it wearing old but it's not even accurate.

Perhaps we could all get along and be best buds if I just played you all nice and soft just the way Kid likes it? lol Remember, he actually confronted me to start. The thing is, I'm not going to back away from him. I suppose that's part of what has you all riled up.

Anyway, looking forward to a hard-fought and fun game on Sunday. If I hurt the feelings of anyone on your team, I'm really sorry. I'll try my very best not to let it happen again.

PaulOne, come on out on Sunday. Bring your Elvis flag and you can waive it hard and cheer him from the sidelines. There's nothing quite like being a super fan.

Posted by: The Colonel at May 6, 2009 08:50 PM

I'll bring my gear to play in net as well as out. Whatever you want!

Cheers,
Gump

Posted by: Gump at May 6, 2009 10:30 AM

I like how Colonel's tasteless antics were kindly referred to as "tactics". I guess acting like a complete ass on the court (which was really no different than any other week) was the losing-teams grand plan to win? Too bad it didnt do anything but make him look even stupider out there than usual.

In the last 10 years, while playing ball-hockey all around greater Vancouver, Ive never played with anyone that took more cheap shots and constantly physically confronts the people he's been playing with for years.

But hey, I guess that's why nobody wants Colonel on there team for the stick -let alone on any given week.

Ive defended him in the past when I was forced to play with him for the stick -but everyone knows that if there's one thing he does better than anything else its take the fun and camaraderie out of the game ...and I'm sure this Sunday will be no different.

See you all then -for what will hopefully be a close, competitive and fun game.

Posted by: Elvis at May 6, 2009 10:12 AM

Hi, cool post. I have been thinking about this issue,so thanks for posting. I will certainly be coming back to your site. Keep up the good posts

Posted by: How I Was Able to Lose Thirty Póunds in Only a Month at May 6, 2009 07:39 AM

Ha! "Halfway Effort" eh? Well just wait 'til next week when the lakattack and Kid combo eats you for breakfast.

Posted by: Scrappy at May 5, 2009 12:50 AM

The Colonel sucks and will fail to elevate his game when the stick is on the line. Elvis for MVP!

Posted by: PaulOne at May 4, 2009 03:24 PM

Looking forward to the game this Sun and it sounds like it was a pretty good game.

Posted by: lakattack at May 4, 2009 02:11 PM

Go Elvis!!!

Posted by: Bomber at May 4, 2009 10:29 AM

Brilliant use of 'moribund', legend. Good write up.

Good game guys. Can we please please PLEASE start at 10:30 sharp next week?

Posted by: Velma at May 3, 2009 07:24 PM

It was great to come out and watch a fight, too bad a hockey game broke out...

Posted by: Kid's #1 fan at May 3, 2009 06:47 PM