April 19, 2009Setting up for the StickOn his first shift of his first Stanley Stick game, Scrappy found himself knocked flat on his backside by Elvis. It was a bruising wake up call for the young speedster to the intense physical and mental toll of Sunday Morning Road Hockey's championship series. He won't be letting it happen again. "Things get quicker, so you can't be caught flat," says the sophomore centerman, a season wiser and tougher as he prepares to play in his second finale, which begins May 3. "You have to make snap decisions. Everyone gets banged up, bruises, scars." Velma's heard the stories of epic four-hour battles and smashed eyes; the rookie forward knows he'll have to gird himself for the toughest games of his young career. So he's making sure he gets as much playing time as possible to prepare. "Most of us should be in pretty good shape by now," says the playmaking winger who warmed up for Sunday's game by participating in a 10 km run in another city. "It's a grind and it's all about the mental effort." Lak Attack knows what it takes to win the Stanley Stick. Other than the Living Legend, there's no other roadster at Sunday's game who's played in more finales. He's a former series' MVP. "Mentally, you've got to step it up," says the veteran sniper. "You're razor sharp in terms of what you need to do, you've got to make sure every pass is crisp, you've got to make sure every play is a good play." And you've got to be hungry, says Doo. With his team a goal away from being swept in last season's championship, Doo teamed up with Unabomber to spark the most incredible comeback in Stanley Stick history. "You've just got to be tenacious," says the feisty forward who was a finalist for series' MVP last year. "That's the biggest thing in the Stick; the goals will come with the tenacity and you've just got to be really focused on that." With only one more regular season game to be played until the start of the two-week championship showdown, many of the roadsters are already looking ahead. "The Stick is a big deal, it's what everybody plays for all season," says Elvis, who's never lost a championship series in his eight seasons. "You've got to be prepared, you've got to really be on your game." "The gams is three or five times the pace of a regular game," says Beetle Boy. "There's lots of physicality, lots of stick work, so you just have to prepare yourself that it's quite a jump from the regular season." Sunday's game was a preview of the goaltending duel that will open this season's Stanley Stick Championship, as Nibs out-dueled Twizzler 20-16. Earlier in the week Gump announced he'd be unavailable for the finale's first game. This year's Stanley Stick will be missing some storied players as a number of veterans failed to play the requisite number of games to ensure their eligibility for the post-season. Notorious Gameshow Host Gone Bad, Wink, will miss his third consecutive finale, while Lobsterboy and Paul One are also ineligible. Only two rookies will play, Velma and Twizzler. Posted by jaysuburb at April 19, 2009 05:40 PMComments
Scratch that. Posted by: Velma at May 3, 2009 08:20 AMSomeone better go roll out a tarp quick. :( Posted by: Velma at May 2, 2009 08:45 PMbefore 10:30? surely you jest, Colonel. most of the roadsters still don't know what that means... Posted by: pfg at May 2, 2009 01:43 PMArrive and be ready to go before 10:30 Sunday. Wear your rain boots. Posted by: The Colonel at May 2, 2009 11:16 AMHa, ha! Good one PFG. Kid should be so lucky. Posted by: The Colonel at April 29, 2009 09:01 AMabsolutely. but wouldn't you rather play, Colonel? Posted by: pfg at April 28, 2009 08:22 PMIs it OK if I come out and watch the game this week? Posted by: Kid's girlfriend at April 27, 2009 09:53 PMHey boys, Have too much going on right now, won't be there this week. Cheers, Only if you bring the Swedish sensation with you Alex. Yea, you know what I mean. Posted by: The Colonel at April 24, 2009 03:49 PMHey do you guys mind if I play this week? It seems I've got some spare time... Posted by: Alex Burrows at April 23, 2009 11:59 PMIt isn't that much of a "mystery" as to who the intruder is. Put on your thinking caps boys. If it wasn't for those pesky kids ... Posted by: The Colonel at April 23, 2009 08:53 PMIntruder Alert!! That wasn't my last comment. Fuck'n troll... Posted by: The real Billy Idol at April 23, 2009 06:06 PMhello paul one? are you coming for stanley stick or what. Posted by: billy idol at April 22, 2009 10:14 PMI'm just trying to get warmed up Doo. No offence meant. Posted by: The Colonel at April 22, 2009 12:23 PMIt seems as though someone has gone a little overboard on the posting. How can you talk smack when the teams aren't even decided yet? I guess it's never too early to start though, eh Colonel? And yeah V, you better be coming to the River's Reach on the 10th. Posted by: Doo at April 22, 2009 12:17 AMMmmmm ... these brownies Doo's Mom made me sure taste good. And to think, I hardly had to do anything to be in her favour. Go Canucks Go! Posted by: The Colonel at April 21, 2009 09:54 PMI wish the Colonel would stop posting so many messages. I'm tired of reading his dribble true as it may be. Posted by: The Colonel at April 21, 2009 09:49 PMReading between the lines Velma, there are going to be some VERY upset people if you intend to depart the game on May 10th early for some sort of Mother's Day thingy. Adjust your commitments on May 3rd and May 10th to ensure you are there for the long haul ... that goes for all involved! This is the Stick dammit. Posted by: The Colonel at April 21, 2009 09:48 PMLegend, I'm wondering if I can get a copy of the Stanley Stick trailer on DVD so that I can play it over and over again on my new DVD players! Posted by: The Colonel at April 21, 2009 09:46 PMYou cannot play in these games unless you arrive prior to 10:30. They do not start late. Be on time or bring a chair to sit in because if you're late, you're not playing. Posted by: The Colonel at April 21, 2009 09:45 PMAwesome video, legend. Well done! I'm pretty sure I'm good to go for both sticks. No chance of the may 10 starting a bit earlier, eh? Or at least at 10:30. Posted by: Velma at April 21, 2009 09:33 AMI am also probably only available for the second weekend as I will also be in the Vancouver Marathon, but the half size variety. Posted by: Cowboy at April 20, 2009 02:38 PMI am only available for game two of the Stanley stick(May 10). I will be running the Vancouver Marathon on May.3. Good game this week and I think it is time to use the hard hockey balls and bring along a cooler for the balls. Posted by: lakattack at April 20, 2009 01:40 PMAre there any players on the cusp of eligibility? Are there any players who can only make one of the two weeks (other than Gump)? Stick runs May 3 and 10. Posted by: The Colonel at April 20, 2009 12:34 PMGreat video Legend! Posted by: Doo at April 20, 2009 10:25 AM |