May 11, 2008

Underdogs steal stunner

The media was getting into position to capture the moment of victory. Colonel was packing up his equipment in frustration, and resignation. Elvis, sidelined for a number of shifts with vision problems, girded himself for his first Stanley Stick loss in his Sunday Morning career. With the score 19-13 for the winners of last week's Stanley Stick opener, the championship was only one defensive miscue, one chip shot through the five hole or lucky deflection away.

But the underdogs weren't buried yet. Unabomber and Doo scored four quick goals in one shift to ignite an incredible 18-4 run, earning their team a comeback win in the decisive mini game after they had tied the series with a 21-19 thriller in overtime.

It was as incredible and incredulous rebound the league has ever seen. Even as they sipped cheap champagne from the silver trophy, the winners grasped to comprehend what they'd just achieved.

"I'm still pretty stunned and amazed that our team had the resilience to pull it off," said Elvis, who scored the championship-winning goal in his team's 10-4 win in the decisive mini game to extend his personal Stanley Stick streak to seven titles. "It was the most amazing comeback I've ever been a part of."

"There's never been anything like this, ever," said Unabomber, whose pad-piercing slapshot and timely goals earned him MVP honors. "This was absolutely the most unbelievable game that I've ever been a part of. I actually still can't believe it."

"They thought they had it in the bag, they thought it was over, but our guys just went out hard, there was no quit in this team," said Gump, who took over netminding duties from Game One starter Nibs. "We wanted it more."

For Sunday's losers, who squandered their series advantage and their six-goal lead just when the championship was within their grasp, their collapse was confounding.

"I don't quite know what happened," said Beetle Boy. "Once we got up 19-13, for whatever reason we just stopped playing defense, we weren't getting any shots on net; whether we thought we had it in the bag or not, I don't know. We just fell apart."

"It was a bitter loss because we were inches away," said Lak Attack, whose addition to the lineup of the series' leaders after he missed the opener seemed to give them the firepower to propel them to a championship sweep. "That one last goal was just eluding us and that was our nemesis in the end, we just couldn't finish off the game."

In fact, the script for the championship sweep seemed to be going according to plan in Sunday's finale. Coming off their dominating 20-12 win in last week's opener, the addition of Lak's speed, scoring touch and defensive prowess gave his team two formidable lines that overwhelmed their overmatched opponents.

"We were just getting into a groove," said Beetle Boy.

But an injury to their shotstopping stalwart, Billy Idol, derailed their destiny. With the game well in control, he was felled by a Unabomber slapshot that caught him flush on the goal mask, caving in the protective wire mesh and making a mess of his right eye. The backup's backup, Lak Attack, was pressed to put on the pads, changing the dynamics of his team's offensive attack, and of the game.

"I think there was a momentum shift when Billy got injured," said Lak Attack.

"We were getting into a groove and when we lost Lak, the offensive power in our lines just fell apart," said Beetle Boy.

"It was tough on them because they lost a pretty skilled player on offense," said Gump. "I think that opened up some space for us."

Enough to find the goal scoring touch that had eluded them for most of the series. Suddenly rebounds that had skipped harmlessly out of reach found their way past the beleaguered backup's outstretched pads and into the back of the net.

That's when Unabomber and Doo turned the series on its ear.

"That was a shift to remember, to be sure," said the sinister slapshooter of the dynamic duo's four straight goals. "It was like divine intervention, all the bounces went our way, everything seemed to go in."

"Unabomber and Doo took the team onto their shoulders," said Elvis. "When they put in those goals, we sorta started to realize that maybe it wasn't impossible after all."

And when a team is playing desperate hockey, hope can be a powerful tonic. Colonel unpacked his gear to follow his mates' heroics with two quick goals, sending the game into overtime, then added another to give them their first lead since its earliest moments. The team doomed to be swept had become a team of destiny.

"I think at that point we had found our groove," said Unabomber. "We had the other team back on their heels. We didn't get cocky. We didn't sit back. We just kept going."

"The fact we came back and tied it up gave us so much adrenaline and the other team looked like they were in quicksand," said Gump. "They were stuck."

"Scoring eight straight goals to win is pretty inspiring," said Elvis. "We knew if we kept doing the same things we were doing that got us back into the series, we felt we could win it."

That's just what they did. Relentless forechecking and tight defense shut down opposing snipers like Kid, Paul One and Scooby, giving them little room to move and even less opportunity to get their sticks on the ball. In fact, Kid later admitted he didn't get a single shot on goal in the decisive mini game.

"Clearly on paper we were outskilled, so we had to win it on heart and hard work," said Unabomber.

"It was all about not letting them take the game to us," said Gump.

"We really got the forecheck working and we shut them down before they could get anything going," said Elvis. "We capitalized on everything we could."

At the other end, their opponents couldn't overcome their shell shock. Their will to win had abandoned them.

"We were definitely deflated," said Beetle Boy. "We thought we could do it, but the other team was just rolling. They had that spark, they were outhustling us. They put the pedal down and it cost us."

"They had the desire to win," said Lak Attack. "Every year it comes down to one simple ingredient in the Stick; it doesn't matter who you have on your team, it's the team that desires the most to win."


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Sunday's finale got off to a controversial start when Gump replaced last week's starting goalie for the underdogs, Nibs. Some players on the leading team protested; they said it was their understanding Billy Idol and Nibs would be the starters for both games.
But the underdogs were adamant they could make their own decisions about their starting goalie and with Gump in their lineup after missing the series' opener, they'd be crazy not to use him at his best, and most familiar, position.
"I think it was pretty obvious after the first game that we had to make a goalie change if we wanted to have a competitive team," said Elvis. "He gave us confidence and we knew when a key save had to be made, he could do it."
Gump responded, shaking off the cobwebs from last week's inaction to make some key saves late in the game that allowed his mates to forge their miracle comeback.
"I think there were some timely saves by Gump and we just decided to stay focused," said Unabomber.
"It's do or die," said Gump. "I knew if I let in one more goal, it's over, it's done."

The four-and-a-half hour marathon was as much a battle of attrition, as each team had to overcome injuries. Aside from Billy Idol's ugly purple and red shiner, Smith missed most of the decisive mini game when a deflection caught him in the left eye, sending him to the sidelines with blurred vision.
The underdogs also lost Elvis for a number of shifts when he was stricken with a migraine. But his respite paid off, as his rested legs injected newfound speed and tenacity into his side's exhausted roster.

Unabomber was awarded the Conn Stick trophy as the series' Most Valuable Player by his side's vanquished opponents, who recognized his steady, inspiring defensive play all series, and ability to score timely goals in the finale with his big slapshot. But it was a close vote with his linemate, Doo, who elevated his game to unprecedented levels on Sunday.
"Doo played really tough for them," said Lak Attack. "He was the biggest difference, he was making plays happen and that got their team inspired."

The underdogs' victory ended Living Legend's Stanley Stick drought after seven years and continued Elvis' unblemished string of championship success.
"I was pretty resigned to the fact the streak was gonna end," said the feisty forward who's never lost a championship series.
But as his team fought its way back to tie the series, then win in it in the mini game, he admitted the road hockey gods may have been smiling on him.
"I felt more like a rabbit's foot this year."

Sunday's stunning comeback was only the second time a team had managed to battle their way back from a loss in Game One to win the championship in the decisive mini game. Last year, Kid used his superior sliding skills to lead his team to a mini game win on a rain-slicked court after tying the series earlier the same day.

Unlike the last two seasons, when rain dampened the court for the season finale, Sundays games were played in perfect conditions with cool temperatures and a dry surface that presented no advantage to either side.

Posted by jaysuburb at May 11, 2008 10:13 PM
Comments

I'm closing the comments, so I don't spend my summer chasing the spambots. Stay tuned to the website for the Summer Game, likely in early August.

Posted by: Jay Suburb at May 30, 2008 05:13 PM

Thank you but I already possess extralarge equipment, but perhaps the losing stanley stick team can use your services as it seemed they did not have the cojones to finish...

Posted by: lobsterboy at May 30, 2008 02:29 PM

I agree with Billy this years loss was devastating but well done by the winning team. Offseason training intensity will be increased by 50% so be ready for next season. I will be lighter and fasster, so I can keep up with the young bucks. Have a good Summer everyone and hopefully I will see at the Summer Game.

Posted by: lakattack at May 22, 2008 04:19 PM

Very perceptive Colonel, you read me like a book. Had I won this year I was probably going to retire. Now I have to come back for at least one more year.

Posted by: PaulOne at May 20, 2008 04:43 PM

hey guys,

It looks like sunday evening softball will be postponed a little while until I can round up some more people.

so anyone that is interested, give me a shout so that i can pencil you in.

Posted by: Kid at May 19, 2008 12:30 PM

Sounds like PaulOne is contemplating retirement. I for one think he can still play. Physically he's still there on most days, but mentally and emotionally, I'm just not sure. For a player that prides himself on leadership and making a difference in big games, these challenges may prove too burdonsome to overcome.

Posted by: The Colonel at May 16, 2008 10:42 AM

I've physically recovered,but, I don't think I will ever mentally recover. I still haven't spoken to anyone about it. All my wife knows is that we lost and I'm really "pissy about the whole thing".

Posted by: PaulOne at May 14, 2008 09:09 AM

I'm still more sore from the loss.

Posted by: Billy Idol at May 13, 2008 08:58 PM

Thanks for the update Idol. Keep us posted.

Great effort team. What a great comeback!!!!

Kid - After the end of June I can maybe join you guys for some midsummer softball.

Looking forward to the summer game boys and to another great season next year.

Posted by: Cowbiy at May 13, 2008 04:54 PM

Other than my eye being every color of the rainbow I'm fine. My visions good so I'm not to concerned.

Posted by: Billy Idol at May 13, 2008 10:28 AM

Hey Great game everyone -and thanks to my team again for the amazing effort for the most amazing comeback in Roadhockey history ...and keeping my streak alive... still cant believe it! One look at Idol though and it's clear that when you try to stop destiny you get slapped by the back-hand of fate.

Have a great summer everyone -and we'll hopefully see you all at the summer game!

Oh, and next year -Doo's beer is on me.

Posted by: Elvis at May 13, 2008 10:07 AM

Great series everybody! Props to the opposition. You guys really played great, still not too sure how it got away from you, but the last two years have been the most exciting sticks I've ever been a part of. Smith, glad to hear you're doing better, and I'm assuming since we haven't heard back from Idol, that he is passed out in the ditch somewhere after his 2 day bender...Idol, hope you're doing better.

Have a great summer everyone; Elvez, Bomber, Do, Legend, Nibsie, Cowboyze & The Colonel, we'll see you all in Disneyland. Heaven knows that they need a cup there now that the Ducks are out of the playoffs.

Hey Legend, can you post the picture of all the roasters too. I think I blinked in the photo, but I don't mind if you post it.

Posted by: Gump at May 13, 2008 09:10 AM

Hey all - thanks for the good wishes but I'm pretty sure I'll be fine once the inflamation is gone. I posted as much to ensure Idol takes it seriously as anything else. Cheers.

Posted by: smith at May 12, 2008 09:02 PM

Wow good thing you didn't stick around Smith, the pitchers kept a comin!' Whats going to happen to your stag?!?

Congrats to everyone on one of the most memorable Stanley Sticks in my 6 years of playing if not of all time. It had it all, controversy, drama, OT, comebacks, blood, spirit, determination & pain.

Oh the pain. I could barely walk today.

I really hope Smith & Idol heal up w/ no complications. Who would have thought at the time that Smith's injury may be more serious than Idol's. Elvis, if your headache hasn't subsided yet...your SEVEN consecutive Stanley Stick rings might make it more bearable.

Posted by: unabomber at May 12, 2008 07:16 PM

billy idol go to doctor, please go to doctor.

Posted by: nibs at May 12, 2008 05:07 PM

get well, get well Idol, we wish you to get well...

Posted by: Kid at May 12, 2008 03:50 PM

After reading up on hyphema it appears that you sustained a rather significant injury Smith. It's a very good thing you went to the doctor. It sounds as though this can potentially be very challenging to fix. I certainly hope your vision isn't affected long-term.

I second the recommendation that Billy Idol go and have a doctor look at his war wound. Although it was a different type of injury, the diagnosis and potential treatment should be made by someone completely qualified to ensure your best opportunity of healing quickly and completely.

Posted by: The Colonel at May 12, 2008 02:29 PM

Hey Idol - I really think you should make sure you go to the doctor. I ended up going yesterday and the good news is that my eye's more or less fine for now. They looked really close and gave me some drops and I have another appointment on Thursday to follow-up.

But, I’m off ALL physical activity – heavy lifting, running, ball, ultimate, AND I can’t DRINK for the next 2 weeks or so. It's your eye and you only have two so don't screw it up!

That blood in my eye is called a hyphema if you want to see some gross eye shit on the internet.

Good news is the long-term should be fine and unaffected and there is pretty minimal colour around the eyes right now – scary shit though.

Cheers boys - great game. Too bad we couldn't close it out!

Posted by: smith at May 12, 2008 02:00 PM

Congrats to the winning side, a true war of attruition.I'm physically wrecked and emotionally devastated.Billy please post an update on your status.

Posted by: PaulOne at May 12, 2008 07:58 AM

yeah, I wish I had a diet coke. bzzr is probably the worst thing to have after four hours of intense road hockey...I had a massive headache all afternoon and evening

oh, Elvis (and whoever), you can hear my band at myspace.com/bestrevenge

Posted by: Scrappy at May 11, 2008 11:03 PM

Well done boys. That was a classic example of never-say-die competition.

Kudos to both sides who truly left it on the line today. Here's a "list" of interesting stats:

2 - the unofficial number of Conn Stick winners (Unabomber and Doo)

3 - the number of players who sat for lengthy periods of time because injury eliminated their ability to see

4 - the number of goaltenders who saw action in the series

7 - the number of straight Stanley Stick victories (Elvis) and the number of straight Stanley Stick losses (Legend - until today)

8 - the number of goals the victorious team scored in a row to force overtime and win game two of the series

43 - the number of goals scored over the two weeks by the victorious team

42 - the number of goals scored over the two weeks by the losing team

18 - the age you don't want to be if heading to the River's Reach Pub (Doo)

1 - the number of roadsters who chose to order a Diet Coke instead of a bzzr post-game (Beetle Boy)

Posted by: The Colonel at May 11, 2008 10:34 PM