October 02, 2006

Speedsters off to quick start

The Kid and Scooby picked up right where they left off last season, running circles around their opponents, slowed by summer sloth, feeding each other pinpoint passes, scoring in spades to lead their team to a 15-7 win in Sunday's pre-season opener at the road hockey courts.

Scooby was especially quick, not burdened at all by the weight of new hockey gloves he finally acquired in the off-season.

"They look like they're ready to go already," said their linemate, and prime beneficiary of their passing prowess, Bird. "It's kind of disturbing."

The young speedsters took control of the game early, overcoming the jitters of their surprise starting goalie, Nibs, who strapped on the pads despite a nagging toe injury that was aggravated by the heavy leather leg pads.

"They were awesome," said Lak Attack, who took over the goaltending duties when Nibs couldn't continue after the first period. "The way they were passing, they seem to be able to read each other really well and finish well."

They had to. Without any substitutes to allow them to rest their weary legs, Scooby and the Kid had to maximize their opportunities while minimizing their energy expenditure.

"That's the scary part," said Lak Attack. "The fact that they've already found their rhythm, that tells you they're only going to get better."

And that will make it that much harder for the players who shirked the opening game to catch up.

"Today is more about condition and trying to get your timing and rhythm," said Bird, who scored the game's first two goals. "You can find some chemistry with your linemates pretty quickly because the numbers are so low."

Posted by jaysuburb at October 2, 2006 07:15 PM
Comments

shit...I totally forgot pre-season had started. Damn...I will be there tomorrow!

Posted by: Beetle Boy at October 14, 2006 07:39 PM

Rain or shine tomorrow boys!! Lets have a good turnout eh.

Posted by: rBilly Idol at October 14, 2006 04:34 PM

Lobster's coming out party. No more tending. Time to show off the scoring touch. Hey, I know I wasn't there, but I thought of a name for the new keeper. We should call him Frosty, cause he's like the snow man, Garth Snow.

Posted by: Gump at October 13, 2006 02:41 PM

gump, i wish i had that equipment, see you on sunday, i will be playing forward

Posted by: lobsterboy at October 12, 2006 08:49 AM

Dear God,

Look at the goalie gear on that guy! Are those pads legal. Looks like Garth Snow times 2. Perhaps Charles Wang will hire him as his next minion. I'll be out next Sunday, can't wait.

Gumper

Posted by: Gump at October 10, 2006 09:21 AM

damn. pfg won't be there on account of wet weather. sorry

Posted by: pfg at October 8, 2006 09:55 AM

PFG will be there. perhaps shakey will attend as well. hope the trip is worth it...

Posted by: pfg at October 7, 2006 05:34 PM

Elvis will be there this sunday.

I was still coughing up too much brown lung butter last sunday.

Now its more of a yellowy color... not quite as thick, and much less frequent so Ill be good to go by Sunday.

Me love you luongo time

Posted by: elvis at October 4, 2006 04:52 PM

has elvis left the building? how come only elvis junior is mentionned, did the older fatter elvis play? Maybe ELvis Junior can be called Comeback Elvis (1968 comeback tour) and the other elvis can be called BLoated Elvis.

Posted by: lobsterboy at October 3, 2006 09:27 AM

Disappointing turnout on a perfect day for road hockey. That said, I'll be missing this Sunday's game, as I'll be out of town. Hope some of the other veterans step up!

Posted by: Living Legend at October 2, 2006 08:01 PM