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PFG Participation in Doubt

As Sunday Morning Hockey begins its season opener this weekend, one roadster is already watching from the sidelines.
“Is tough,” said PFG, last year’s Stanley Stick Tournament MVP. “I look forward to this all summer, and now no chance for me to play.”
Earlier this month, while out of the country on business, PFG learned that another exploitive employer would be preventing PFG from making it out to the games on Sunday Morning. For a few weeks, at least.
“I not be able to hockey play for one, two, three weeks, as haf to work. Every time I walk into shed I see my new goalie equipment, and I get happy. Now, am sad.”
All might not be lost, however. Reports have surfaced that PFG might be able to renegotiate some of the starting times for his exploitive employer. When asked his chances, PFG replied “Haf and haf.”
In an unrelated line of questioning, reporters were curious to know if PFG was going to abide by the new NHL rules regarding the size of goalie equipment. PFG response was curt. “You bring tape measure; I show you how far I can shove it up your—”. The end of his response was unfortunately cut off by a network malfunction.