April 10, 2005

Wink one-hands way to win

As road hockey's most notorious gameshow host, Wink uses his size and strength to stop opposing forwards in their tracks. Sunday, he used uncharacteristic finesse to quash the opposition's comeback and spark his team to a 15-12 win.

With his side's commanding four-goal lead whittled to two, 13-11, the fellow founding father charged up the court to take a pass at the edge of the crease; holding off the Living Legend with one hand, he used the other to gather in the evil orange plastic ball and then sweep it under a stunned Pig Farming Goalie.

It was, says Bird, a decisive moment. "It killed the other team. They were starting to get back into it and once we got that one, we knew we only needed one more. Everyone knows about Wink's point shot, but that finesse is something you don't see from him very often."

"I think we were mentally defeated at that point," concedes Elvis, who got it back with one of his own a few moments later; but it was too little too late. "We had that false sense of security because the Legend was covering him, so you just assumed it would all be taken care of and Wink couldn't have got that shot off. "

But, says Wink, the die for his team's victory had already been cast. Using quick transitions from defense to offense, they exploited their team's speed advantage to create odd-man rushes all game.

"I think we had the fast break going," says the big-shooting defenseman. "The goalie saved the ball, put it down and we passed it up; I think we caught them a few times."

Well, a few too many times for Pig Farming Goalie's liking. "Our defense stand still a little bit too much. They had good passing, it's tough to defend."

And when the play turned the other way, his mates didn't have the polish to generate much of an offensive threat of their own.

"It just didn't seem to click," says Elvis. "There was a lot of sloppy passes, a lot of bad passes through the middle that cost us."

"Towards end, team kinda fag out on me," says Pig Farming Goalie.

"I think we just had a little more legs, a little more desire," says Wink. "We tried to really make things happen."





Sunday's dry court was a welcome sight after last week's game was cancelled by a cold rain that kept all but one brave roadster huddling in their suburban hovels. But when Bird made the long drive despite the deluge, he was shocked by the lack of fortitude by his fellow players. Afterall, the game had always gone on before.
"It's disappointing," said the committed centerman. "Even in my early years here, when it was raining we wouldn't have a lot of guys but we'd still get a game in."
But two rain cancellations in three weeks, and an earlier game lost to a snow and ice storm, may signal a shift in the roadsters' sensibilities. Or maybe a return to their senses.
"I think guys are getting old, guys are getting tired," said Wink. "The Old Guard used to keep it going, and now the Old Guard is looking for the younger guys to make it happen."
"It's just a general lack of dedication from some key people," said Elvis.
But Pig Farming Goalie isn't pushing any panic buttons. "In February we had lots of good weather and maybe it's just trade off for what February weather is usually like."

••••••

Despite the lack of a game, a busy week of chatter amongst the roadsters culminated with a challenge by Wendel to his fellow players to step up this week no matter the weather. So, those players were shocked when Wendel himself was a no-show on Sunday.
"If he's gonna flap gum, he should show up," said PFG.
"You can't go ahead and challenge people like that and then just not show up," said Bird. "You've gotta keep your mouth shut if you're going to be inconsistent like that."
"That's probably the weakest thing I've seen all year," said Elvis. "I think the Wendy nickname is very well deserved in this case."


Posted by jaysuburb at April 10, 2005 06:25 PM
Comments

assignation: n 1: a secret rendezvous (especially between lovers)

Hmmm, Paul One, is there something going on between you and Wink that you're not telling us????

Posted by: Living Legend at April 14, 2005 05:16 PM

Paulone, I am in, as long as i am hungover enough to clear my crease with my stench of stale liquor, tears, assorted vomit, effluvia (notice correct latin spelling), and congealed substances. I might even wear my catsoaked equipment to further the bouquet!

Posted by: lobsterboy at April 14, 2005 03:27 PM

Paul One,

I'm not too worried if Wendel is your lawyer. He'll say that he's coming to the trial, but he'll probably be too busy to show up.

Posted by: Wink at April 14, 2005 03:22 PM

Gwendolyn, just finish up those bar exams fast, I need a lawyer because I'm going to be suing Wink for defamation of character. His offhanded comment was a definite attempt at character assignation.

By the way, I'm also going to be doing a Bar Exam this Saturday night. I plan to spend untold hours examining every foot of my local bar.

Lobsterboy are you up for it?

Posted by: PaulOne at April 14, 2005 02:48 PM

I challenge Wendel, and others like him, to NOT show up on Sunday. I'd like to see if they have the gumption (Does Gump have gumption?) to NOT come. I promise that I will NOT come on Sunday in honour of them. (Don't worry Legend....I'll be there....I'm just mocking Wendel for talking crap and then not showing up after...we should just keep that between us, though...I don't want him to know that I'm mocking him.)

Posted by: Wink at April 14, 2005 01:40 PM

You did not have trouble passing my bar exam last week, wendel?!! Good luck, what we all need is another lawyer in the world, yeah!

Posted by: lobsterboy at April 14, 2005 01:13 PM

Rarely have I felt so loved.

Nothing exciting or traumatic happened. I have Bar exams this week and next, and was way behind on my preparations. I'll likely have to miss this week's game too for the same reason.


Posted by: wendel at April 14, 2005 11:16 AM

wennnnnnnnnnnnndel!?

Posted by: Billy Idol at April 13, 2005 08:12 PM

Wendy -someone better have died ...hmmm well I hope they didn't, but christ youre never gonna hear the end of it if it was your work -or your wife (especially your wife) that kept you from the game... we better see you this sunday.

Posted by: elvis at April 13, 2005 05:36 PM

Lobsterboy,

Your cat can hold its liquor either, eh?

Posted by: Wink at April 13, 2005 02:06 PM

Hey all you lobsterboy fans out there, I return this Sunday, unlike that lousy wendel, i shall be there. Nibs can you bring some extra goalie equirpmment, as my cat has pissed on all of my stuff (or was that Paulone?).

Posted by: lobsterboy at April 13, 2005 12:48 PM

Now this is getting silly there, Wendel....

Posted by: Wink at April 13, 2005 12:46 PM

"Wennnnnnnnnnnnnndy! Wennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndy!" See, goalies can chant too. "Wennnnnnnnnnnnndy!"

Posted by: pfg at April 12, 2005 12:02 AM

Wendel? Wendel? Are you out there Wendel? Tell us what happened...puhleeze...

Posted by: Wink at April 11, 2005 09:54 AM

We shouldn't be so quick to react regarding Wendel. Something serious might have happened.

Posted by: Wink at April 10, 2005 07:20 PM