January 02, 2005Vital IdolBilly Idol scored six goals on Sunday, snapping his season-long scoring drought and leading his team to 20-13 win. The versatile veteran, who only scored for the first time this season in week nine, after a string of starts as a goaltender, finally looked comfortable in an offensive role as he hustled up and down the court and got himself into position to take advantage of scoring opportunities. "After you settle yourself down and get your coordination back, it's pretty easy," says Idol, who was spared another start between the pipes when Lak Attack decided to strap on the big leg pads. "I just tried to stay in front of Pig Farming Goalie today, create some opportunities and be there for the rebounds." "He was hustling his ass off," says Beetle Boy of his resurgent linemate. "He was back working defense, he was winning faceoffs, he was scoring goals, he was doing it all today." But perhaps most importantly, he was doing it under the radar. As harried defenders tried to keep up with the court-length rushes of Kid and poke their sticks in the way of the half-court bombs of Nibs, Billy Idol was free to roam the zone, cashing in scoring chances as he cruised the crease. "My job today was just to stay in front of PFG to frustrate him, and it seemed to work," says the offensive onanist. "A lot of times we let Kid do all the work for us, but it's important to get contributions from everybody," says Beetle Boy. "They played a good team game," says Wendel of his prolific opponents. "They were able to spring their secondary guys open if we were covering their main guys, and if we were covering their secondary guys they were able to spring their main guys." Firing on all cylinders, the winners never trailed, and the losers never threatened. "We got a lot of good bounces, we picked off passes and the whole team played well," says Billy Idol. "We couldn't do anything right," says Wendel, as his side never got closer than two goals. "We had poor communication, we kept trying to go to the same guys, doing the same things, we were missing defensive assignments. It was just one of those days." "We just had no legs," says Pig Farming Goalie, who suffered the loss in his last start before an extended hiatus to service the onerous demands of his exploitative employer. In a season fraught with rain games, the first game of the new year was dry. But the cold temperatures and bright sunshine created new challenges for the roadsters. ••••• The good weather should have ensured a big turnout after a rare week off last week so the roadsters could spend the holidays with their families. But with only one spare player on each team, there was nowhere for holiday-weary players to hide. Comments
Well Wendel, at least we both agree that your posts are boring... See you -and everybody else tomorrow, unless it dumps snow that is! Posted by: Elvis at January 8, 2005 07:38 PMWendel. Your dead! Posted by: Billy Idol at January 8, 2005 03:55 PMElvis, it sounds like you feel threatened by my postings. Maybe a group hug at the next game will help you overcome your fears. BTW, I started writing nicer postings because I was getting bored of my earlier sarcastic ones going right over your head. I'll be there with a shovel, we can't let a little snow get in the way of a good game. Posted by: wendel at January 7, 2005 10:48 PMJust bring a freakin' shovel... Posted by: Living Legend at January 7, 2005 08:54 PMUmmm ...I thought I did just share it. By that I mean my contempt for 'happy-posts' of course. I thought it was pretty clear, but perhaps Ill try using even simpler english for you next time Gump. ...just so you dont get all 'confused' about what you hope im 'sharing'. Posted by: elvis at January 7, 2005 03:24 PMHey Elvis, Sounds like you're hiding something in the closet...is there something you want to share with the rest of the league? Posted by: The Gump at January 7, 2005 12:57 PMOK -That's it! Everytime I read one of Wendy's girly posts I get all warm inside ...from the rage it makes me feel to read such pussy BS week after week. Come on "Mr. Lets-all-hold-hands-and-skip-to-the-ball-hockey-courts-together-friends", when are you gonna learn that the message board is meant for talking trash and making disparaging, yet witty remarks abouts your fellow roadsters? It's not a place to write ridiculous comments about how great people are -or talk about how the team tried their hardest but somehow fell short! This isn't 3rd grade -and last time I checked, the commish wasn't handing out participation badges or sportsmanship awards. So deal with it! Posted by: elvis at January 7, 2005 12:10 PMDon't forget, Sunday is the Shrimp Ring Bowl! Bring a shovel, and show up early, so we can get the court ready! Posted by: Living Legend at January 7, 2005 07:31 AMLobsterboy you're just jealous that you're not in on the loving. Come out and play instead of being such a responsible parent and partner. Posted by: wendel at January 4, 2005 09:19 PMWhoa! Big words from a guy who rarely plays... Posted by: Billy Idol at January 4, 2005 04:48 PMToo much love Wendel, too positive. I bet if you were on the Titanic, you would be asking the Steward if you could upgrade to a better cabin as you were sinking... Posted by: lobsterboy at January 4, 2005 10:52 AMYes we sucked. But all five of us (including PFG)tried hard. For whatever reason the sum of the team effort was less than our individual contributions. Helluva way to start the new year. Posted by: wendel at January 3, 2005 11:59 PMBefore Wendel starts spreading his love, I'm gonna say it; we sucked! Bigtime. Posted by: Living Legend at January 2, 2005 06:58 PM |