May 02, 2004Lobsterboy's patience pays offIf good things come to those who wait, Lobsterboy should buy a lottery ticket. The shelled shotstopper has been waiting all season to score his first victory, and then he had to wait more than three periods for his teammates to finally find their offensive legs as they roared back from a 17-14 defecit to eke out an overtime thriller, 21-19. "It just feels good to win one game," says the creaseminding crustacean, who's been struggling to find his goaltending groove after being in and out of the lineup all season. "I've come close so many times, I've let in so many lousy goals." For most of Sunday's game, it looked like it would be another one of those times as opposing speedsters Kid and the Colonel were able to careen around flatfooted defenders and convert two-on-one and even three-on-one breaks, while notorious gameshow host gone bad, Wink, had ample time to tee up his terrifying slapshots from the point. But then Lobsterboy took control, smothering rebounds, lunging across the crease to knock sure goals away with his stick, headmanning clearing passes up the court, imploring his mates to battle back. "He lets you know that you're still in the game and that you can still pull out the win," says Billy Idol, who's tenacious forechecking late in the game created a number of scoring opportunities. "Lobsterboy was definitely the difference today." "He stepped up at the time they needed him the most, and they definitely started to work a little harder," says the Colonel who was robbed late in the game when Lobsterboy jabbed his stick across the open net to knock a sure goal from mid-air. "They controlled the ball along the boards, they beat us to the ball when it was loose, and when you have possession of the ball, good things tend to happen." Like Bird and Billy Idol poking rebounds between Ottoman's pads, or Hoss and Elvis crashing hard to the net to convert scoring chances, or the Living Legend stripping the ball from a streaking Kid, spinning and ripping a shot in the shortside. "We had a good finish," says Billy Idol. "We had scoring from every single person today." It took a while to happen, though. After charging to a quick 2-0 lead, Idol and his mates seemed to lose their spark about the same time they lost their defensive quarterback, Wink, who was released to the other team to replace Hoss, as he dealt with an emergency demand from his exploitative employer. "When we picked up Wink off waivers, it was an absolute coup, it changed the dynamic of the game" says the Colonel, as his side took a 5-4 lead into the first break. "We had a guy back there who could pass and shoot, he makes really good plays, he added another threat to the team." "Wink is the quarterback for any team," says Lobsterboy. "He knows how to make the passes, he can slow down the game." Suddenly struggling, his mates started pressing in the offensive zone, leaving their beleaguered backstop to fend for himself. "We tried to be too offensive, and we just got caught too many times," says Billy Idol, who expressed his own frustration when he pitched his gloves and stick over the fence after a difficult shift. "The wind just went out of their sails," says Lobsterboy of his misfiring mates. So it was up to him to be his team's port in the storm. "We were behind four times, and we always caught up," says Lobsterboy. "It makes you feel good that you can contribute by making some key saves." Posted by jaysuburb at May 2, 2004 04:10 PMComments
I'm a bad man, Lobsterboy!!! A bad man!!! Posted by: Wink at May 7, 2004 04:03 PMGump, there is a beer strike, are you in mourning? You are probably hoarding beer from alover the place? Sacre bleu!!!! You will never have MY number Lobsterboy!!! I will get you!!! And if I don't get you at the court I will come to your house and pull all the flowers out of your garden!!! And I will continue to use lots of punctuation!!! Posted by: Wink at May 7, 2004 10:55 AMWink, could this be the TSN turning point, where finally I have your number? Thanks Elvis for the excellent business meeting today. Gump where are you, have not heard from you in a long time... Criss de tabarnac, d'ostie de fermier de porc (plutot fumier), pas de but pour toi, mon chum... Paul One and I will be there on Sunday. Posted by: lobsterboy at May 6, 2004 03:29 PMI still hate you Lobsterboy!!!! Damn you Lobsterboy!!!! Damn you!!!! Posted by: Wink at May 5, 2004 06:04 PMso despite joseph's heroics in game 6, my favorite team the red wings are out... Now I know I didn't injure your eye this time Paul One because I wasn't even at the game. So what happened this time? And have any of your friends or colleagues yet called the police to report suspected spousal abuse?? Posted by: Wendel at May 4, 2004 04:33 PMNo problem on the eye. Basically it's now turning out to be a really sweet shiner. Anyway,it's not like I haven't had one before(i.e. this is my third one this season). See ya Sunday. Go Flames Go. Gump--molson canadian. Lobsterboy--Fin du Monde. PFF--any Vodka. mix together the night before, chill, and serve. I wasn't eager to be traded. Billy Idol said to me, "We don't need you...you suck!" and, with my heart heavy, I agreed to switch sides. PS Hope you're better Paul One. Posted by: Wink at May 3, 2004 02:21 PM...Oh yeah -HA HA HA Wink for being so eager to trade yourself off of our team. Posted by: Elvis at May 3, 2004 12:07 PMPaul, How's the eye doing? Better I hope...especially with the stanley stick coming up and our 2 for 2 winning streak when we're teamed together... Posted by: Elvis at May 3, 2004 12:06 PMYou traitor Wink! You were begging to change sides so that you could pummel me... but i got sweet revenge... elvis email me @ intedmike@yahoo.ca... Colonel, jeez you are right my head is huge in photos (i knew the camera added 10 lbs...) so indeed my goaltending duties, much like yzerman's season, is over for this year. it looks like the net protector position is well represented this year, though, with the likes of ottoman and lobsterboy, or perhaps Gump. that being said, next week i hope to be back out on the courts as PFF. Damn you, Lobsterboy! Damn you!!!!!! Posted by: Wink at May 2, 2004 09:25 PM |