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Of course I am jealous. Given the opportunity, I would never miss a good pig fondling. Further, I would like to appeal the decision that was made on my application. If the committee was to have a second look, I am confident that they would agree that I possess much in the way of transferable skill in the area. Perhaps there should be a category of admission for those of us who can show that we are “diversely qualified.” Bulldog and Beetle would like to appeal the unfortuitous decisions made on their applications as well. Being part of the Kindom Animalia, they surely must be qualified to attend the pig fondling party.

your 'reliable source' is liar, their allegations are completely false, and they say such ridiculous things out of jealous fact that their application for Sunday Morning Pig Fondling was rejected. you are jealous too colonel. i can tell.

I have it from a reliable source that the reason PFG has be unavailable of late is due, in no part, to injury. In fact, his absence is due to the resurrection of his former Sunday morning tradition. A ritual for which his farming buddies nicknamed him "Pig Fondling Guru.”

I'd heard Cloutier vetoed Lobterboy because of his pseudo-Quebecois antics ...

i fully support canucks choice to bring lobsterboy in as back up goalie. NHL is suffering from lack ov goal scoring, and lobsterboy will, in his own way, provide a solution to that. every team must make sacrifices for the good ov league.