November 19, 2003

Wink lumbers to sidelines

In an effort to take some heat off the embattled Beetle Boy, Wink announced Wednesday that he won't be playing in this coming Sunday's game.
The notorious gameshow host gone bad wouldn't confirm why he would be absent, other than to say it had nothing to do with the weather.
He also admitted that he was quite disappointed about missing the contest, since he was finally starting to get some positive press from Jay Suburb, road hockey's intrepid beat reporter.
"Jay hasn't been protraying me as a complete savage of late," said Wink. "I am not an animal. I have animal tendencies, but I am not an animal."

Posted by at November 19, 2003 02:50 PM
Comments

"Unic"? come on now colonel, you of all people know that "unic" is spelled "eunuch". don't play coy with us.
and unfortunately no, i cannot bring my 'gaping five hole' to courts this weekend; physio recommended no, as still have fluid in knee.

Posted by: pfg at November 23, 2003 01:28 PM

Good point -- maybe that's why he gets along so well with Bird.

Posted by: Wink at November 23, 2003 04:25 AM

PFG has herpes? I disagree vehemently! To have genital herpes he would first need to have genitals. Come on oh notorious one, bring your premature unic self out to the court so that we can see if, for once, you can keep that gaping five hole shut. Sometime it's so big I think that l'Ottoman could drive l'autobus right through l'ottopads.

Posted by: colonel at November 23, 2003 12:09 AM

Now, you boys play nice. Do you want me to stop the car? Do you want me to stop the car? Don't make me stop the car...

Posted by: Living Legend at November 22, 2003 11:52 PM

sorry, wink, not sure what these 'genital herpes' are. perhaps you and your extensive experience with them could explain it to us all...?

Posted by: pfg at November 22, 2003 07:25 PM

Why don't you just admit that you're missing road hockey because of genital herpes?

Posted by: Wink at November 21, 2003 03:55 PM

Few things more but different:

one number--what you mean elvis you no understand me, you not have language you dumb cow? i talk sense all time no problem you not know good speak if you say it sometimes yourself.

two number--wink, paul one: go get room. your love--hate thing is gettting tired.

three number--plan to try to play this weekend. knee not 100% but itching to get out on icecourt.

and last but not first--where is colonel? hearing big mouth, not seeing small stick.

Posted by: pfg at November 21, 2003 12:22 AM

You're right Wink, it's your gimmick.
You can have it back now, I'm finished playing with it. It never really felt right anyway and it was starting to make me sick.

By the way, I hate you all and I'm looking forward to Sunday.

Paul One(filled with hate)

Posted by: PaulOne at November 20, 2003 04:00 PM

Few more things:
Thing No. 1 -- I wasn't actually trying to take heat off the Beetle. It was meant sarcastically, and I thought the little line about me not missing the game because of weather would have been the clincher. Sometimes the nuances can be difficult, I know.
Thing No. 2 -- Paul One is pissing me off with this happiness schtick. That was my gimmick from the start of the year, being all pretend nice,and now he's tried to call it his own. There must be some sort of copyright infringement.
Thing No. 3 -- People can take their shots at me this week, but be warned that I'm taken an early, early flight home next Sunday, meaning that there's a good chance I'll be in a foul mood when I get to the courts.

Posted by: Wink at November 20, 2003 03:21 PM

FEW THINGS:

I dont get it pfg -your messages making less and less sense...but they're still good. how long till you return?

Wink's proven himself to ba player rain or shine no question there...but come on... only beetlegirl can take the heat off of beatlegirl by showing up in the rain for once.

Paul 1 -you're startin to freak me out...to much love from you...group hug?!?! You're a great guy an all but this isn't womans roadhockey. Buck up and be a man Christ!

...and ouch..."even slough footed forwards like Billy Idol"...better watch his rebel yell doesn't turn into a banshees scream when he sees you on the court sunday legend.

No peace out.

death, defiance, and a brutal slaughter to those on the opposing team on Sunday...elvis

Posted by: elvis at November 20, 2003 01:47 PM

wink don't be such a wussy i mean a Paul One i mean a Living Legend wannabe. commit to the court. play the game. Be a True Roadster...

Posted by: pfg at November 20, 2003 12:11 PM

I say Wink has earned whatever time he wants to take off.

Peace and Love to Wink.

Peace and Love to all Roadsters.

Group Hug.

Posted by: PaulOne at November 20, 2003 09:54 AM

Lumber...now there's a hack from the past.

Posted by: Living Legend at November 19, 2003 09:23 PM